US scumfucks NEKROFILTH are the driving force in decadent, deprived and delicious death metal music slammed together with some of the uglies punk tunes this side of the sewer. They've finally got around to answering our questions, so get a bucket nearby 'cause this shit's getting nastier by the minute...
1. What do you consider to be the worst smelling thing in the universe?
Your mother's cooking.
Your mother's cooking.
2. How do you take your krocodil?
After eating your mother's cooking.
3. What is a “degenerate” in your book? What are some influential famous degenerates?
A person with no common decency, and severely lacking in morals. Famous and respectable degenerates would be Charles Bukowski, El Duce, and anyone who likes your mother's cooking.
4. What sound does a volcanic zit make when you pop it? What shades of color would come out of it?
Probably sounds a lot like the first CARCASS album, and would be the same color as your mother's cooking.
5. Name three of your favorite disco acts.
THE BEE GEES, that one KISS record, and GHOST.
6. How does a blind man know when to stop wiping his ass?
Ass wiping is for friggin wimps!
7. I am a superlatively scumbag European tourist planning to travel the US. I like drugs, cheap junkie street hookers and I worship destruction. What cities, streets, places would Nekrofilth recommend me for my decadent pilgrimage?
If you're a fan of this sort of thing, you're in luck. There are many scummy and dirty places in US. Obviously I'd recommend my hometown of Cleveland, but Detroit, MI really takes the cake. There are very few places in the world as depraved and hopeless.
8. I invited this girl over for movie night. I don’t know what movies to pick. Can you recommend me some movies to add some romance? I want to make a good impression here, guys.
I would say Death Wish III, but it's a little sappy. How about Rosemary's Baby? That will keep her from getting any weird ideas.
9. How about a game of pick one and why…
Who hid the roofies?
Jack or Jim? Tequila.
Miller, PBR or Bud? Moonshine.
AUTOPSY "Shitfun" or ABSCESS "Urine Junkies"? NME "Unholy Death",
Taxi Driver (1976) or Maniac (1980)? Taxi Driver. But both are great.
Tits or Ass? At this point I'll pretty much fuck anything.
10. What can we expect from Nekrofilth in the future?
We are gonna be pressing our second demo “Filling My Blood With Poison...” on LP. Then hopefully doing a US tour and then Europe for a tour with REPUKED this fall. After that we will continue to bum the world out with our retarded music.
NEKROFILTH "Devil's Breath" LP on HellsHeadbanger's Records OUT NOW.
Questions by A. Headcheese.