Hello, it's me again, Marco, and I'm here to tell you about my favorite band in the whole wide world, The BeatlesCock and Ball Torture. This German band is, along with their compatriots Gut, who I've talked about during the last installment of Pornogrind Monday, one of the forerunners of this metal genre I enjoy so much. Everything I like, Cock and Ball Torture offer in copious amounts: grinding guitars that chug along at a moderate pace; happy Oompa-Loompa drumming that makes me wanna dance on my bed; pitchshifted vomit vocals that sound like a septic tank being drained and awesome, clever song titles like Big Tit Slappers, Panda Penis, Enema Bulldozer, Anal Sex Terror, Faggot Filter or, my favorite, Where Girls Learn to Piss on Command.
Another great thing about this band is that most of the songs you can find on YouTube are set to old-timey videos of people dancing to swing music, which I think is hilarious. Here's what I mean, it's a fan video for the song Heterosexual Testosterone Compressor:
So yeah, go check out Cock and Ball Torture if you haven't and drop me a line, let me know what you think. See you on next week's Pornogrind Monday!
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