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August 10, 2014

EXPERIMENTAL HIP-HOP TRIFECTA: Clipping / Death Grips / frateleNORD





As you might be aware by now, TZEEEAC has become a filthy hipster-ridden hole on the internet, where the mainstream is pretty much shunned in favor of the underground, the obscure, the hidden and (at times) the occult. We have specific, yet all-encompassing tastes - as long as they fall within the limits of the weird and the heavy. Electronic music? Sure, but it has to be about futuristic robots beheading each other with laser gauntlets in a neon-lit post-apocalyptic urban nightmare. Classic rock? Maybe, but is it sung by a Japanese band whose members can barely speak any English yet insist on writing lyrics in the same language? Industrial? All for it, as long as it's produced using actual industrial machinery (looks like I forgot to write about Author&Punisher and GOG). Pop music? Sounds great, but it has to be weird and noisy, with lyrics that read like Juno's personal diary. 

Hip hop ain't much different - actually, no, it has to be for me to even touch it. There's nothing especially interesting to me about regular gangsta rap or shitty MTV glossy rap. I don't even like Kanye West. No, my favorite hip-hop acts are weird, cutting edge artists that have dedicated their lives to reinventing an entire genre, smashing its tropes and making it fascinating again. Below are 3 of 2014's hip-hop albums which are mandatory listens. Incidentally, these artists are also able to bring Marco and I together for awkward white guy hip-hop dancing, much to the collective embarrassment of anyone around us. TURN DAT SHIT UP.

Clipping have merged two genres which I never imagined would come together: hip-hop and noise. Good news is, they're both expertly done. Under the appearance of a smooth, technically flawless delivery, this dude is spitting out lyrics about chopping hands off, sitting on the porch of your ghetto place shooting motherfuckers for looking at your daughter the wrong way and dancing around in a night club until you're thrown out on the curb. The rapping is then laid out on a nail bed of harsh, abrasive noise, sounds of shattering glass, crashing cars, crumbling bricks and drilling machines. No, I mean it, these dudes have manages to construct hip-hop beats out of random noises and it's the most badass thing ever. They even have one song where the MC raps over a digital alarm clock. You know the noise that has plagued your childhood mornings and possibly even your shitty adulthood? These guys have taken it, subdued it and made it their bitch. They have curb-stomped hip-hop, cut it up and now they're wearing its bloody skin and parading around the hood. Either hide forever or come out in submission, because hip-hop can never be the same again. IT'S CLIPPING BITCH.

Death Grips are the de facto terrorists of the hip-hop scene, blowing up its conventions and mutating it into something gruesome and fascinating to hear. They're big favorites of the TZEEEAC crew since they started out and we were surprised, just like everyone else, when Death Grips dropped another unannounced album earlier this year. I wasn't surprised, though, to find out it's even more fucked up and pushes even more boundaries than their previous efforts. Niggas on the moon is their most schizophrenic album to date. MC Ride's lyrics are as abstract as I've come to expect and he sounds like he's legit mentally ill (in a good way?), and the beats he lays his vocal tracks over are crude concoctions of little bits of noise, static, primitive drum licks and chopped up glitch samples of Bjork's vocals. Yes, that Bjork. She said she's excited that Death Grips decided to use her voice throughout this album and so should you. This is Death Grips at their most creative and they have made sure they will be remembered as such - they have decided to call it quits while they're in their prime. After a short musical career full of publicity stunts, deliberately missing concerts and just generally fucking with their fans every which way, Death Grips disbanding with no warning and literally announcing it via a note on a dirty napkin is so part of their modus operandi that I'm not even upset or disappointed. I was in on it the whole time. I do what my people would.

Finally, here’s one from our own Romanian cesspool, the enigmatic bros known as frateleNORD. They started off as a pretty tame experimental hip-hop duo, albeit with a very recognizable, stream-of-consciousness type lyrical approach. These days, I don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Their latest album is 33 tracks of hermetic, backstreet philosopher, drug-induced gangsta rap that will throw you off the loop. Simple but effective beats lay the groundwork for Cleg’s abstract, often surreal lyrics that will be forever lost on me. I have no idea what he’s talking about and I’m fine with that. The music is so damn enjoyable, perfectly fit for walking around the city at night, while taxis whiz by you, that I really don’t care that I might not “get it”. For all I know, there is nothing more beneath the surface, so why try digging up meanings that might not even be there? !

February 15, 2013

Top 5 things I hate about people

I made this because I noticed that there are quite a few things that rustle my jimmies. Really hard. So I tried to make a short list, but I assure you. I do hate a lot more stuff. Here we go.


5. Getting blamed for not liking what others like

 

I'm not talking about the act of dismissing mainstream music or whatever, this one's about the little yet important things in life. Like food. No, I can't love the same shit that you do, it's in our nature. We're kinda unique, don't have the same personalities and can't have everything in common.

What?

 

You don't like jam-filled pancakes?!?! What kind of human being are you?!

See? Even Obama likes them!

Ugh. I do love fruits, and I do enjoy eating nutella-filled pancakes. I just don't like them mixed together.

What?

You don't like Will Ferrell? But he's just so funny!!!

See? He's funny cause he forgot to get out of the tanning bed!

Just fuck off. Seriously. He can't act for shit and every movie he does sucks. Don't tell me I should watch Stranger Than Fiction, that's like a retarded version of The Truman Show. Jim Carrey did it much better.

4. People who share swag pics on Facebook 

 

I admit it, it's my fault I didn't delete these fuckers already. But they're fucking everywhere, spreading shitty photos reblogged from tumblrs like teenagersposts.tumblr.com or some other disease-filled blogs.

What?

 

Yeah, I'm talking about shit pics like these:




This includes people who post 9GAG shit. Which brings us to number three on this list...

3. 9GAG

 

Holy fucking crap, it's the shit-for-brains community that anyone with a functional brain should absolutely hate! It became popular like two years ago, back when 9GAG actually involved some funny gags. Now it's just a shithole of a place populated by retarded teenagers and 12 year-olds. Check out what Wikipedia says about them: The website is mainly known for recurring use of internet memes. Characters are usually poorly designed and usually in black and white which is part of the central focus of the humor in the site. Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of birdbrained nutfuck finds that funny?

What? U no liek funny????


Show me something funny posted on 9GAG. What did you say? I can't hear you over the sound of me crying while gazing at those shitty rage comics and god-awful memes.

2. People arguing on the Internet

 

I hate this so fucking much. Just tell me. Why would anyone ever do this? We all know the internet is full of people like this faggot right here:


I'm not even going to make the "special olympics" joke because everyone knows it.

What? But I must impose my perspective!!!

 

No. Just fucking stop it. You're on the internet. Everything you do here is pointless. Absolutely pointless. You don't like something? Ctrl + w and you're done. Admittedly, these retarded numbskull fights are fun to watch, but that doesn't really help.

So tell me. Do you like arguing? Fighting atheists? Blaming republicans? This is where you belong.

That's a sanatorium. Definitely not the most descriptive pic I could find.

1. Being called a hipster



What's up with this hipster bullshit? When did everyone hop off the emo bandwagon and started focusing their subjective attention on a random group of people? I'm going to demythify this internet sensation crap and spell it out for you: hipsters don't exist.


What?

Yeah, you heard me right. There's no such thing as a 'hipster'. You think you're hip if you post a photo of an expensive dish on Instagram? No, you're just an idiot. Every human being is considered to be a hipster by another (apparently) intelligent human life form. I'm going to show you an awesomely drawn picture now, because I'm too lazy to explain everything.



So it's all relative. The term has no actual definition, and if you try to define it, you're just going to describe someone you think is a hipster. See? It's like running around in a circle. Totally pointless. People, stop doing that.


I've been called a hipster countless times. Oh, you're listening to some bands that have under 2000 listeners on last.fm. So hip. Oh, you're watching movies that I never even heard about. So hip. Jesus Christ, people, stop being closed-minded. Open your eyes, explore, try something new, watch a movie that you wouldn't normally watch, listen to some new bands, just experiment the shit out of everything.