NEKROFILTH CAKE RECIPE
(serves 666)
Ingredients:
Zach Rose (Nunslaughter, ex-Crucified Mortals)
Tony Daprano (which almost sounds like Tony Soprano)
Jon B. (drummer in Masakari)
Artwork by Putrid
Artwork by Putrid
Alcohol
Drugs
Pizza
Insanity
First, mix Zach Rose and Tony Daprano until you obtain some skin-ripping, grinding death metal riffs backed by loud and gritty bass lines. Add Jon B.'s intense drumming that sounds like someone banging on coffins and loosely mix everything together until murky production is achieved. Incorporate shamelessly sleazy lyrics about licking buttholes, drinking crocodile piss, fucking corpses, hanging out with disease-ridden prostitutes and having skin infections. Add the rest of the ingredients. Reminisce about the early days of Autopsy, Carcass, Impetigo and Repulsion. Bake until slightly crusty. Devour whole. Press repeat. Fukk you.
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