DEATH TO FALSE KETCHUP, ONLY HELLMANN'S IS REAL!

HELLMANN'S IS THE ONLY KETCHUP YOU SHOULD EAT

IT TASTES AMAZING

IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY BULLSHIT INGREDIENTS

COOL BOTTLE HUH??

GOES WITH EVERYTHING

INCLUDING PIZZA (KILL YOURSELF MARCO)

ALL OTHER KETCHUP BRANDS ARE FALSE

DEATH TO FALSE KETCHUP 

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY??

"WHAT ABOUT HEINZ?"

FUCK HEINZ

HEINZ KETCHUP IS FOR POSERS AND HIPSTERS

"I TASTE LIKE VINEGAR AND DOG SPIT" - HEINZ KETCHUP

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE I LOSE OVER THIS POST

AT LEAST THE ONES THAT REMAIN ARE DIE HARD HELLMANN'S EATERS

STAY ALPHA BROS

GENETICALLY SUPERIOR

LIKE HELLMANN'S KETCHUP

YAH

The king of ketchups and the ketchup of kings