Shiny Finnish Ass Hair

No, this isn't another pornogrind post. I'm actually here to turn you on some brilliant Finnish thrash metal - Stam1na. These Finnish metallers have five studio albums under their belts and, simply put, they kick ass.

I'm kinda in a hurry so I won't go on any further about them, but you should check out the video below. Not only is it a catchy beast of a song with a great chorus, it's also one of the most twisted videos I've ever seen. Who knew Finnish dudes were so resilient? Not to mention watching this will reveal the meaning of this post's title.